!!!!!>>>>Ways for Girls to Turn Guys Down

حتروشيه

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hello every body



what do u think of this?





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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been Looking for a face like

:eek: !!yours



!!?HE: How did you get to be so beautiful

!!SHE: I must have been given your share



?HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday

!!SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend



?HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out

!!SHE: Okay, get out



!!HE: I think I could make you very happy

!!SHE: Why? Are you leaving



?HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me

:eek:ngue: !!SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time



?HE: Can I have your name

!!SHE: Why, don't you already have one



?HE: Shall we go and see a film

!!SHE: I've already seen it



?HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together

!!SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck



?HE: Where have you been all my life

!!SHE: Hiding from you



?HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before

!!SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore



?HE: Is this seat empty

!!SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down



?HE: So, what do you do for a living

!!SHE: I'm a female impersonator



are u happy!!!!!! :cupidarro
 
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wonderful



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?HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me

!!SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time



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thanks Hatrooshea
 
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