Marriage Jokes

[عرباوينهو]

:biggrin:





Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with

friends. You order what you want, then when you see what

the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.





At the cocktail party, one women said to another,"Aren't you

wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied,"Yes

I am. I married the wrong man."





Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's

degree and the woman gets her master's





A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to

get married??" And the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still

paying for it."





After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,"You know, I was a

fool when I married you." And the husband

replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."





When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure

of one thing : either the car is new or his wife.





A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband

a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him." -

Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire"!!









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[عرباوينهو]

What a funny jokes man !!!

 

[قلب الاسد]

that 's what all women thinking in this time

my brother bad boy has offered to us clear thinking about women and her family



thank you bad boy

 

[عرباوينهو]

that 's what all women thinking in this time

my brother bad boy has offered to us clear thinking about women and her family



thank you bad boy

U're welcome

 

[لنا الله]

hi bro

sorry for being late to replay

bur i realy like ur jokes

<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>

so u have a chance to say whatever

u wanna say about women

 

[wretch man]

whta the hell u r muttering moron 'dope'? ur gags divulged that the women are extravagant and mug in their perception, arn't they? but u gotta tackle this matter from the amusement side that attain from them. and i do not wanna ask u to obliterate ur gags as they are nonsens, coz that is gonna sway ur confidence in urself. the marriage is like cribbing in some exam u may obtain a wrong answer or u may obtain a correct answer as well. did get the point chum? good

 

[عرباوينهو]

whta the hell u r muttering moron 'dope'? ur gags divulged that the women are extravagant and mug in their perception, arn't they? but u gotta tackle this matter from the amusement side that attain from them. and i do not wanna ask u to obliterate ur gags as they are nonsens, coz that is gonna sway ur confidence in urself. the marriage is like cribbing in some exam u may obtain a wrong answer or u may obtain a correct answer as well. did get the point chum? good

No I didn't get the point .. Can you explain again by using simple words ??? !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[عرباوينهو]

whta the hell u r muttering moron 'dope'? ur gags divulged that the women are extravagant and mug in their perception, arn't they? but u gotta tackle this matter from the amusement side that attain from them. and i do not wanna ask u to obliterate ur gags as they are nonsens, coz that is gonna sway ur confidence in urself. the marriage is like cribbing in some exam u may obtain a wrong answer or u may obtain a correct answer as well. did get the point chum? good