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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what
the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one women said to another,"Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied,"Yes
I am. I married the wrong man."
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's
A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married??" And the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still
paying for it."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,"You know, I was a
fool when I married you." And the husband
replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing : either the car is new or his wife.
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband
a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him." -
Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire"!!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what
the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one women said to another,"Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied,"Yes
I am. I married the wrong man."
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's
A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married??" And the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still
paying for it."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,"You know, I was a
fool when I married you." And the husband
replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing : either the car is new or his wife.
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband
a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him." -
Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire"!!
By E-MAIL